Alamak... For real or accident??

Strangely, things have been pretty blur and blunt for the pass few days. It's definitely true that it's been really hazy of late and the weather has been freagin hot. The haze has been so bad that the streets outside actually look like a scene from some horror movie with all the fog and mist shrouding the air. Pretty spooky eh. To make things worse, my neighbour doesn't seem to be too bothered about it. I think he's enjoying the haze as much as the cigarettes he smokes. At the rate he's going, he'll probably beat Keanu Reeves to the record of "most number of cigarettes smoked in a day". Well, thankfully the rain has been pouring for the last few hours and the air is definitely clearer than a few a hours ago. Just wanna have my good old clean air back. Yeah, the smell of fresh air. (Strange.. does fresh air exist in kl??)

Besides the rather "paranormal" haze that has been shrouding the air, what would your first thought be if a freagin old indian ice cream seller starts to smile at you all of a sudden even though he doesn't normally do so when he sees u? It's probably the strangest thing i've seen. I mean, those freagin white ivory like teeth
was like some torchlight dude. Ouch.. my eyes. It was definitely weird cos he always parks his kapcai outside the skool gate opposite my house but never smiled or even said hello. Ok Ok, he didn't look gay or anything but he was anxiously trying to leave the scene when he smiled. Weird, just weird. So as the indian feller was leaving, ayoyo!! I found out that he was trying to pardon his way out cos he had just damaged my car. Stupid macha broke my license plate while parking his motor and nearly scratched my bumper. Worse is, this guy is not a "true" macha with balls. if he got balls, he sure come say sorry and pay for the damage. This macha ran away in his kapcai before i could even ask him for some compensation. At the speed he rode that motorbike away, he probably could have beaten Valentino Rossi or Mick Doohan to the fastest lap record. Just gotta look out for that feller. When i find u macha !!!
U goin to have to pay compensation plus tax. Yeah.. loan shark scheme. :P. (This post is not racist.. as i am pro-macha.. Only this one macha din comply to the rules of the macha association handbook, chapter 4, line 10, "defence youself act" and therefore must be punished accordingly) Now, i gotta sort out my broken licence plate. arghh!

Well, adding sugar to already sweet coffee. *smile*. Mum said i had to go get a haircut cos my hair was really messy. Well, yeah, it was a real mess. Afterall, i didn't plan to get a haircut cos it was still during hols. Looks like the mop-top project had to end prematurely cos i had obey mum's instructions. sighs. I think this routine has been pretty much the same for the past few years. Well, to keep things simple, i went to the barber, asked tht feller to "potong rambut sampai pendek". Little did i know, i shuld have been a bit more specific and shuld have told him that i wanted "a short but not too short haircut". As far as i remember, the shaver was out, and walla, in less than a few minutes, i look like some scrawny private who just escaped from the army barracks. Darn. Lesson learned. Be careful with barbers. Well, mum was pretty shocked as well. ahah. i think she would have preferred the mop-top as well. As of now, it looks like what i described earlier on. Maybe u can even play futsal on it cos it looks like astro-turf. Bah.. Just got to wait for it to grow again.

Reporting to the barracks...


Aights.. that's all for now. All the best to the lads in the VIVA resit exam. God bless everyone. Adios!

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