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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
La di da...
Today marks another milestone in me freagin crazy life.. yups.. me is done with the time wasting, energy consuming and money squandering rotation posting.. well.. it didn't exactly end with a bang...i think it ended by banging some people in the head as usual.. anyways.. all that matters is the fact that is finished, habis, kau tim... that explains why blogster has been dormant for the past few days... well, the agenda for the day was the microscopy lab session and the comp lab session.. the microscopy lab session wasn't too bad though we lads were straining our eyes to look at them freagin microbes... the only sick fun we lads got from it was taking samples from our own bodies... strange... with a head lacking ideas...Adrian suggested that we take do a anal smear... for f34ks!!.. who in the world would give the sample or even let alone touch it... since it was a bad idea... plan B...Adrian: why don't we do a vaginal smear??... Me:.. who u goin ask ah??.. Adrian..sees no lasses nearby except Miss X (names have been altered to protect the innocent public... :P)..."gives me a weird look"... Me:.. "i give him the i dunno face"... decision... cancel planlah... crazy feller... u think people will give that sorta sample??... 10 minutes gone.. whut to use as sample?.. decision...Adrian : Ear sample, Cheng Yeung : Face sample, Me: Throat swab...i guess it was a really weird sight.. three fellers using the swab sticks to try and get stuff out of crevices in the body... strangely...despite all the efforts... our slides came out with nothing... I guess we lads must be really hygienic... :P.. so what to do??.. TRY AGAIN... sighss... this time.. Adrian : Throat swab, Cheng Yeung: Face Swab, Me: Foot swab ( leg stinks.. so i guess sure got some bacteria there..hehe)... Walla!.. Sukses..el fantastico.. all 3 lads get the microbes in the slides.. fuh... darn bangga man.. feel like we won the Nobel Prize... yeah unsurprisingly mine had lotsa cocci in it..ahah... the foot is the placelah!!.. all those darn microbes were there..yeah..one of my samples even had some number formation on it... its ironic that it was a 4 digit number... something like 1432.. whoa.. awesome... can buy lottery later... Adrian and Cheng Yeung came up with some really cool stuff also with Adrian's throat swab full of cocci lab... Yeah... his throat now gives me a impression of a cave full of cocci after taking the specimen for him... :P... once that was done... the most bizzare part of the day was the visit to Prof. Mak's a.k.a. salesman room cos some fellers wanted to get the Atlas of Parasitology... Why I call him salesman,
The scene:
Since no one offered to call the feller... i had to do the calling... strange... conversation:
Me: Hello, is prof Mak(pm) there?
PM:Yes, how many books do u want?
Me: uh...4
PM: Will be there to give it to u now
Me: ok..
Don't think cos the feller is old, he can't walk fast... darn man.. he came out of his office right away... less than 10 secs.. fuh.. but the highlight was still the fact that he knew that we fellers wanted the book before i could even as him for it... darn good salesman wei... That made us come up with a really wacko question... what will he say if we asked him WHY did Parasites exist on this planet of ours??.... our postulation...he'll probably go : "So I can have a job and suck money outta u students who buy my books..."...hehe... yeah man... agree agree...
After that was comp. lab.... got it done in about 10 minutes... i think it was a total waste of time.. to certify that, Grace was playing Solitaire while reading The Star Online while the session was on... Confirm boring!.. Certified By Grace Chew..
As for Tuesday... it was patho and parasito lab.. this session was oklar... good for revision purposes.. but by the time we lads finished the lab sessions... wah lau eh.. eyes all watering already... sakit mata man.. the weirdest thing is...some people are actually going for it again... alamak... kiasu man... yeah... a candid shot of kiasuisme:
Ai Ling and Chiew Yee.... engrossed with Parasites... drool drool... yeah... with the camera.. like parasite fan club... well... in a way it's good but in a another way scary... strange....
Aights... me is feelin that the crap is enuff for today... thank you for using exactly 5 minutes of your life to read the crap i wrote today... Peace to the lads out there.. oh yeah... this one is most important.... TO MR EUGENE THO YAO MING... GET WELL SOON !!!!.... ok ok... Au Revoir!
Friday, July 23, 2004
La la la la....
Yawn...BS.. Behavioural Science.. yepts.. another day where a few hours goes down the drain because we have to watch Patch Adams.. strange... After watching Patch Adams... u start to wonder if the world ever is so 'idealistic'.. everything the feller does seems to turn out right... well i do agree with the fact that rules made are meant to be broken but its really weird that this crazy feller..yeah Patch Adams gets away with his really crazy nutcase antics.. oh yes.. even Jambu says its cool.. hmm.. this gives me an avenue to try out some jackass stunts the next time i go for my patient visits..hehe... yup.. here's the agenda for operation 'crash test dummy' on the patients... yeah.. since Jambu played sepak takraw with the patients in the ward.. we might want to do something more inventive..creative..yeah.. like:
1. F1 race for patients on wheelchairs in the orthopaedic wards.
2. The Electric-Shock game for patients with a history of cardiac failure.. see who can tahan higher voltage with the defib machine..
3. Play darts using scalpels ... aim at the doc who always scolds medic students...woohoo
4. Use the stethoscope to detect heart sounds which could be used in the next biggest Drum n Bass track to played in Ibiza.. man.. entertainment for the patients.. with no noise in the wards dude...
Well.. well have to see how it goes... hopefully beta-testing for this operation will happen soon... results guaranteed to be postive.. NO COMPROMISE ..hehe
Hot topic of the day is.. why must u be good friends with your neighbours even though their pets poo in your house, play unbearable stupid hindi music at full volume, throw cigarette butts into your clean porch, or are too @#$5ing arrogant to greet u??... Why ah?.. Why?... hmm... i also dunno.. but because in 4 weeks... beautiful things have started to appear inside their compound.. yeah beautiful objects... i've started to think.. hmm.. maybe i should start to get to know them better...ehehe
YES.. this is what i'm talking about...
WEEK 1..
The bloke brings back a spanking new Merc CLK 230... oklar.. quite common.. no big deal... but still.. a nice car to look at...
WEEK 3...
The bloke scares the daylight out of us lads.. when a spanking new Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4.5l V8 drives into the drive way... darn.. i think his cats must have also died seeing such a beatiful piece of art...
Man...this is the discussion with the other 'not so fortunate' neighbour... "eh.. mana dia dapat banyak sangat wang ah.. beli 2 kereta mewah dalam masa 3 minggu?".."tak taulah.. mana tahu ..dia tu ah loong"... shrug our shoulders and are left to dream... this is outrageous man.. anyways.. me is always contented with my 'Daytona'
Yeah.. me rawkin 'Daytona' beats any Ferrari or Porsche on its day*
*This refers to the initial pickup for the 1st 3 secs.. as seen in local traffic light queues...
Anyways... gotta go figure out a way to be friendly with that darn neighbour of mine.. gotta try out that freagin tasty Cayenne turbo... drool...okies.. enuff crap.. Peace..Au revoir !
Yawn...BS.. Behavioural Science.. yepts.. another day where a few hours goes down the drain because we have to watch Patch Adams.. strange... After watching Patch Adams... u start to wonder if the world ever is so 'idealistic'.. everything the feller does seems to turn out right... well i do agree with the fact that rules made are meant to be broken but its really weird that this crazy feller..yeah Patch Adams gets away with his really crazy nutcase antics.. oh yes.. even Jambu says its cool.. hmm.. this gives me an avenue to try out some jackass stunts the next time i go for my patient visits..hehe... yup.. here's the agenda for operation 'crash test dummy' on the patients... yeah.. since Jambu played sepak takraw with the patients in the ward.. we might want to do something more inventive..creative..yeah.. like:
1. F1 race for patients on wheelchairs in the orthopaedic wards.
2. The Electric-Shock game for patients with a history of cardiac failure.. see who can tahan higher voltage with the defib machine..
3. Play darts using scalpels ... aim at the doc who always scolds medic students...woohoo
4. Use the stethoscope to detect heart sounds which could be used in the next biggest Drum n Bass track to played in Ibiza.. man.. entertainment for the patients.. with no noise in the wards dude...
Well.. well have to see how it goes... hopefully beta-testing for this operation will happen soon... results guaranteed to be postive.. NO COMPROMISE ..hehe
Hot topic of the day is.. why must u be good friends with your neighbours even though their pets poo in your house, play unbearable stupid hindi music at full volume, throw cigarette butts into your clean porch, or are too @#$5ing arrogant to greet u??... Why ah?.. Why?... hmm... i also dunno.. but because in 4 weeks... beautiful things have started to appear inside their compound.. yeah beautiful objects... i've started to think.. hmm.. maybe i should start to get to know them better...ehehe
YES.. this is what i'm talking about...
WEEK 1..
The bloke brings back a spanking new Merc CLK 230... oklar.. quite common.. no big deal... but still.. a nice car to look at...
WEEK 3...
The bloke scares the daylight out of us lads.. when a spanking new Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4.5l V8 drives into the drive way... darn.. i think his cats must have also died seeing such a beatiful piece of art...
Man...this is the discussion with the other 'not so fortunate' neighbour... "eh.. mana dia dapat banyak sangat wang ah.. beli 2 kereta mewah dalam masa 3 minggu?".."tak taulah.. mana tahu ..dia tu ah loong"... shrug our shoulders and are left to dream... this is outrageous man.. anyways.. me is always contented with my 'Daytona'
Yeah.. me rawkin 'Daytona' beats any Ferrari or Porsche on its day*
*This refers to the initial pickup for the 1st 3 secs.. as seen in local traffic light queues...
Anyways... gotta go figure out a way to be friendly with that darn neighbour of mine.. gotta try out that freagin tasty Cayenne turbo... drool...okies.. enuff crap.. Peace..Au revoir !
Monday, July 19, 2004
Grooving @ 75 RPM
Community Medicine??.. What is it?.. i dunno.. anyways.. had to go to uni to attend one of the most sedative lectures i've gone to.. what were we suppose to learn about??.. WATER/AIR/SUI... yeah.. i still think it's pretty obscene to wake up early in da mornin and drive 20km to learn about water... seriously it's a waste of time.. on the contrary.. the lecturer rawks in some way cos he's pretty cool abt stuff though his lecture was really typical Ranjit... yeah... he gave us the 2nd day off although he actually wanted us to do some assignment on water... anyways.. Dr.Ranjit.. u the man.. i tell u.. this feller is gonna become the Sri Lankan Prime Minister someday.. he goes with the crowd's decisions.. tht's precisely what IMu needs man... yeah.. more macha dudes like Ranjit, Dhruba, and Thanikachalam... yeah and to some extent Reddy the Spinal Card man.. Aights.. close shop.. trying to curb down the excessive trash talk for the day... Peace..
Community Medicine??.. What is it?.. i dunno.. anyways.. had to go to uni to attend one of the most sedative lectures i've gone to.. what were we suppose to learn about??.. WATER/AIR/SUI... yeah.. i still think it's pretty obscene to wake up early in da mornin and drive 20km to learn about water... seriously it's a waste of time.. on the contrary.. the lecturer rawks in some way cos he's pretty cool abt stuff though his lecture was really typical Ranjit... yeah... he gave us the 2nd day off although he actually wanted us to do some assignment on water... anyways.. Dr.Ranjit.. u the man.. i tell u.. this feller is gonna become the Sri Lankan Prime Minister someday.. he goes with the crowd's decisions.. tht's precisely what IMu needs man... yeah.. more macha dudes like Ranjit, Dhruba, and Thanikachalam... yeah and to some extent Reddy the Spinal Card man.. Aights.. close shop.. trying to curb down the excessive trash talk for the day... Peace..
Sunday, July 18, 2004
How? What? Who? When? Why?
Aights.. today's like any other Sunday... just that strangely i just had to think about something I would usually not even think of pondering about... I guess it's a natural talent that i have to always talk crap and think about pranks and crazy jack-ass stuff... but on the contrary today... I think my mind started to work in a proper way...i'm starting to be sane...yeah.. that's good.. So what's so major that i suddenly became sane??... Well.. after sitting down and giving some really deep thought... I began to ask myself.. What's my purpose to be on this planet called earth? Why would someone like me be given a second chance?... aights... i'm not trying to be emo.. but WHY??? and WHAT???... that's what really bugs me.. Well.. I guess the answer lies with God and His Word... I believe God has a plan and purpose for each and everyone's life.. Before we were even conceived, He already knew how our life would unveil.. Our life is like a classic piece of poetry written by God.. A script with no mistake.. I believe the very purpose we were given the breath of life was to give pleasure to God and to be His friend.. God delights in the fact that we are His marvellous creations and that gives Him pleasure.. God also wants us as friends.. I believe He's the best friend one could ever have... Thru the deep and darkest ours to the brightest days.. He's sees us thru every moment of our lives till He brings us home to be with Him.. To think of what He did on the cross for me even though i've messed up so much kinda brings me down to look up in awe at how wonderful and merciful a God I have.. more amazing is that He's my friend and was willing to give His life so that I may have a second chance.. Totally cool stuff... I guess God does not look at the outward but He looks at the inside of a person and the willingness of the person to let go and give his life to Him to make something beautiful out of it.. More amazing is the fact that salvation is free.. I did not have to work for this second chance.. All I had to do was to let Him come into my heart and life and accept Him as my Lord and wonderful Saviour..Totally awesome.. and the most crazy thing is.. No matter how screwed up I may be with the mad stuff i do... He still accepts me for who I am and still loves me for my 'nut-case' attitude... Yeah.. the craziest fact is that I am actually the friend of the God who created this freagin planet and all the marvellous stuff inside it.. yeah including you (yes the person who is reading this ) and maybe some aliens in some other planet if there are any...hmm.. That totally rawks my world dude.. How cool is that??.. I bet u wouldn't have thought of this... yeah... i may have just thought of some really deep stuff that most people wouldn't even have thought about.. but I guess u should ask yourself the question.... Why were u ever given life? What's your purpose in life? Is life worth living if it was just achieve success and become some superstar or some big-time doc in the medical world... yeah i guess it does have some benefits but once u've gained everything.. there'll definitely be a feeling of emptiness that no one, not even money can fill... that's when the picture of God and His evergreen mercies come into place.. a satisfaction unrivalled... yeah.. Euphoric stuff...JC rawks my world.. He the biggest boss of all bosses...Anyone can have the same rawkin' life.. the requirements : A simple prayer sayin u believe in Jesus and receiving Him as your friend and Saviour.. Walla !!.. a second chance and a purpose unfolds ... it's crazy that's it that easy.. yeah.. no need to go thru the initiation process like those 'hung heng gangsters' or 'italian mafias'... so easy man, no need to go cut the hand and bleed so that can join the brotherhood or the gang.. i dunno what else could be simpler than that man... yeah.. finally convinced myself why in this freagin world was I placed here and the reason for my 2nd chance...:P
Yepts...really feel weird now.. feel like i sudah masuk Zaman Renaissance from Zaman Kegelapan (Not to be mistaken with the band - 'The Darkness' which seriously one of the greatest bands i've seen...hehehe)... darn man.. like writing some SPM style Karangan also..hehe.. anyways.. Deep thoughts.. yeah dude.. doesn't come too often..better appreciate it before i return to my wacko self..:P..
Aights lads..enuff philosophy for da day... hehe.. my mind's probably returning to it's wacko mode again... yeah.. will be back with my madness...hehehe... Peace to all my fellow chinaman and machas out there... Au Revoir !
Aights.. today's like any other Sunday... just that strangely i just had to think about something I would usually not even think of pondering about... I guess it's a natural talent that i have to always talk crap and think about pranks and crazy jack-ass stuff... but on the contrary today... I think my mind started to work in a proper way...i'm starting to be sane...yeah.. that's good.. So what's so major that i suddenly became sane??... Well.. after sitting down and giving some really deep thought... I began to ask myself.. What's my purpose to be on this planet called earth? Why would someone like me be given a second chance?... aights... i'm not trying to be emo.. but WHY??? and WHAT???... that's what really bugs me.. Well.. I guess the answer lies with God and His Word... I believe God has a plan and purpose for each and everyone's life.. Before we were even conceived, He already knew how our life would unveil.. Our life is like a classic piece of poetry written by God.. A script with no mistake.. I believe the very purpose we were given the breath of life was to give pleasure to God and to be His friend.. God delights in the fact that we are His marvellous creations and that gives Him pleasure.. God also wants us as friends.. I believe He's the best friend one could ever have... Thru the deep and darkest ours to the brightest days.. He's sees us thru every moment of our lives till He brings us home to be with Him.. To think of what He did on the cross for me even though i've messed up so much kinda brings me down to look up in awe at how wonderful and merciful a God I have.. more amazing is that He's my friend and was willing to give His life so that I may have a second chance.. Totally cool stuff... I guess God does not look at the outward but He looks at the inside of a person and the willingness of the person to let go and give his life to Him to make something beautiful out of it.. More amazing is the fact that salvation is free.. I did not have to work for this second chance.. All I had to do was to let Him come into my heart and life and accept Him as my Lord and wonderful Saviour..Totally awesome.. and the most crazy thing is.. No matter how screwed up I may be with the mad stuff i do... He still accepts me for who I am and still loves me for my 'nut-case' attitude... Yeah.. the craziest fact is that I am actually the friend of the God who created this freagin planet and all the marvellous stuff inside it.. yeah including you (yes the person who is reading this ) and maybe some aliens in some other planet if there are any...hmm.. That totally rawks my world dude.. How cool is that??.. I bet u wouldn't have thought of this... yeah... i may have just thought of some really deep stuff that most people wouldn't even have thought about.. but I guess u should ask yourself the question.... Why were u ever given life? What's your purpose in life? Is life worth living if it was just achieve success and become some superstar or some big-time doc in the medical world... yeah i guess it does have some benefits but once u've gained everything.. there'll definitely be a feeling of emptiness that no one, not even money can fill... that's when the picture of God and His evergreen mercies come into place.. a satisfaction unrivalled... yeah.. Euphoric stuff...JC rawks my world.. He the biggest boss of all bosses...Anyone can have the same rawkin' life.. the requirements : A simple prayer sayin u believe in Jesus and receiving Him as your friend and Saviour.. Walla !!.. a second chance and a purpose unfolds ... it's crazy that's it that easy.. yeah.. no need to go thru the initiation process like those 'hung heng gangsters' or 'italian mafias'... so easy man, no need to go cut the hand and bleed so that can join the brotherhood or the gang.. i dunno what else could be simpler than that man... yeah.. finally convinced myself why in this freagin world was I placed here and the reason for my 2nd chance...:P
Yepts...really feel weird now.. feel like i sudah masuk Zaman Renaissance from Zaman Kegelapan (Not to be mistaken with the band - 'The Darkness' which seriously one of the greatest bands i've seen...hehehe)... darn man.. like writing some SPM style Karangan also..hehe.. anyways.. Deep thoughts.. yeah dude.. doesn't come too often..better appreciate it before i return to my wacko self..:P..
Aights lads..enuff philosophy for da day... hehe.. my mind's probably returning to it's wacko mode again... yeah.. will be back with my madness...hehehe... Peace to all my fellow chinaman and machas out there... Au Revoir !
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Everglades Football
What is futsal?...or better still where should it be played?... Well, futsal should be played in an indoor arena.. with a proper turf or carpet.. with side nettings and other stuff... at least that's what we lads think futsal should be... Today i played "swamp futsal" for the first time in my life.. darn... we played at the world's suckiest field a.k.a. Sunway College field.. yeah.. futsal in a field huh??... darn pitch.. it was the "best swampy futsal pitch" i've played in so far.. haven't seen any worse than that before.. but all was not too bad i guess.. cos with our "kampung style" futsal play we managed to make it to the quarter-finals..hohoho.. impressive...hmm.. yeah.. both team A and team B.. a first in IMU history considering our really bad-shape footie history.. for once qualify for the knockout stages.. even then.. we lost cos some ##$^&*$ opponents played some real "trash" football...yeah.. ayoyo.. come on man... winning by a goal still want to dive to get a foul... for f@#$s man.. bah...that's futsal in Malaysialah... that's why tak boleh maju... REFEREE KAYU!!.. anyways.. Hope the other lads in basketball n the gals in their events will do well...
Aights.. adios.. Peace to all th machas of the world.. Au Revoir!
What is futsal?...or better still where should it be played?... Well, futsal should be played in an indoor arena.. with a proper turf or carpet.. with side nettings and other stuff... at least that's what we lads think futsal should be... Today i played "swamp futsal" for the first time in my life.. darn... we played at the world's suckiest field a.k.a. Sunway College field.. yeah.. futsal in a field huh??... darn pitch.. it was the "best swampy futsal pitch" i've played in so far.. haven't seen any worse than that before.. but all was not too bad i guess.. cos with our "kampung style" futsal play we managed to make it to the quarter-finals..hohoho.. impressive...hmm.. yeah.. both team A and team B.. a first in IMU history considering our really bad-shape footie history.. for once qualify for the knockout stages.. even then.. we lost cos some ##$^&*$ opponents played some real "trash" football...yeah.. ayoyo.. come on man... winning by a goal still want to dive to get a foul... for f@#$s man.. bah...that's futsal in Malaysialah... that's why tak boleh maju... REFEREE KAYU!!.. anyways.. Hope the other lads in basketball n the gals in their events will do well...
Aights.. adios.. Peace to all th machas of the world.. Au Revoir!
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Uhh? Ahh? Ehh?... Sniff
Aightss...before i jump into talking crap...This post(the first paragraph only) is dedicated to one of the greatest lads to have roamed to face of the earth and also to his raver chick sis whose birthday is today... Blessed birthday to me boss Mr. Isaac Yap and seniorita Isabel Yap...Yes yesterday Mr. Isaac turned 17 yrs old and Miss Belle turned 17+1 today (Their real ages have been altered to protect the identities of the individuals...hehehe).. yeah.. gettin kinda old but they still rawk.. Anyways.. cheers bosses !!
Out of boredom.. some people have nothing better to do... yes.. so what better way to waste your time than to read ... "An idiots guide to annoying your neighbours"... The ten most important points: ..:P
1.Play Hardcore Hindi music (yeah... the one which goes.. Booyakasha.. we riding the punani) at full blast once your neighbour has just put his newborn kid to sleep.... i doubt this one will make an impact if your neighbour is a macha
2.Set loose your pet fighting cock into your neighbours dog kennel.. woohoo.. Carnage dude..
3.Stuff banana skins peelings into the exhaust of the friendly Uncle Ong's car...this one classic caselah...
4.Set fire to your neighbour's cat's tail during the festive season and give an excuse that u thought that the cat was one of those darn fireworks...eheheh.. might try it out soon
5.Use spray paint to convert your neighbour's dog into a good old dairy cow look alike... not bad not bad...
6.Teach your dog how to piss into the neighbour's dog's drinking bowl... yuckss...
7.Place a chair right in front of your neighbours gate, sit there and smile all the time... weird... probably get muscle hypertrophy in the face...strange...uhh
8.Order 25 pizzas from Pizza Hut and place the order under your neighbours name.. Ask them to deliver it to your neighbour's house and charge it to them... hehehe... High success rate...hehe
9.Use your cordless phone to intercept calls from your neighbour's cordless phone and interject off and on... dunno if this works... i heard a few lads successfully pulled this off..
10.Throw poppy seeds into your neighbour's garden and offer to water your neighbour's garden everyday.. "Being a good neighbour".. once the poppies are self dependent and matured... call your local cops... that should be the end of your neighbour...ehehehe.... this one isn't too bad unfortunately.. we can't get poppy seeds so easily... darn
In contrast to what i've just crapped about... Kids.. please do not try this at home... these crazy ideas have been tested by "professionals".. trained in the art of annoyance.. YES... If u are a Christian... U are prohibited from performing any of the stuns above as one of the most important rules of all is.... Love your neighbour as you love yourself... that applies to me.. shikes.. darn..
Yes Yes... Euro 2004 is has just finished or am i really outdated...bah nvm.. doesn't really matter cos those... !@#$$%^&!!! Greeks won it.. darn flukelah.. Otto Rehhagel??.. Darn German who doesn't even want to coach his ailing German national team...anyways... outta boredom... i've been lookin at some football boots that those players used during Euro 2004 and some other boots found at Pertama Complex... here's my review on the boots..
This is how i rate them boots... Gaya & mutu is for overall design,build quality and comfort...Skill is for how much the boot aids in the players footwork, shooting and dribbling and other kinds of crap...Professionalism is the extent to which the boot is built for football and not so much for showmanship...Value is value for money... Its crap but it's something the lads use to rate boots...
Adidas Predator Pulse
Gaya & Mutu : 3/5
Skill : 4/5
Professionalism : 4/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : After seeing David Beckham and Rui Costa blastin those darn balls to the heavens... i recommend these boots to rugby players... Johnny Wilkinson wannabes
Adidas F50
Gaya & Mutu : 4/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 4/5
Value : 5/5
Verdict : Nice to see, nice to wear.. once used.. a joy to use again...Has interchangeable soles..great traction..So good even Vicente uses them..problem is "boh chin"... sighss...RM499..
Nike Air Zoom III
Gaya & Mutu : 3/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : Also nice to look at, very comfortable but once used, it looks really ugly with all them scratches... Still kinda expensive for a pair of PVC boots...
Nike Mercurial Vapor FG
Gaya & Mutu : 5/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : These boots are "weightless"...freagin lite.. almost like playing kaki ayam.. really nice to look at and own one... It boasts a fabrique en italie sign inside the soles... fuh.. stylish.. problem is.. IT'S FREAGIN EXPENSIVE... RM599!!!...darn.. can buy 30 pairs of Foong Keong Boots man...sheesh
Puma Shudoh ...dunno what else is in the name....
Gaya & Mutu : 4/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : Boots worn by monsieur Pires.. looks good.. has an interchangeable sole system.. problem is..it tears really easily cos it has a canvas upper part... darn.. pretty expensive also..
Umbro Xai III KTK
Gaya & Mutu : 2/5
Skill : 2/5
Professionalism : 2/5
Value : -55/5
Verdict : The suckiest pair of boots i've seen so far produced by UMBRO... looks really ugly... it's uncomfortable and the price sux even more... A disappointment... No wonder Michael Owen endorses it...sighss..
Slipper Ah pek 2099...
Gaya & Mutu : 5/5
Skill : 10/5
Professionalism : 0/5
Value : 1000/5
Verdict : This is the most brilliant invention i've seen in years.. it's revolutionary.. the amount of tricks u can do with it is unthinkable.. u can literally feel the ball while kicking it.. sooo natural.. it's also darn cheap.. RM2... fuh... value for money man.. I wonder why it wasn't used in Euro 2004.. maybe they will use it in the AFC Champions League..hmm.. A must buy .. can also be used to wash toilet... really good value man
Aights.. pic of the day... again another japanese discovery... Japs are really crazy people...
A very @#%$%^&* English lesson uh... how do they conduct them lessons eh??... strange...
Okies.. san tong.. san tong... will set up stall again once i have collected enuff crap to talk about...Peace.. Au Revoir !
Aightss...before i jump into talking crap...This post(the first paragraph only) is dedicated to one of the greatest lads to have roamed to face of the earth and also to his raver chick sis whose birthday is today... Blessed birthday to me boss Mr. Isaac Yap and seniorita Isabel Yap...Yes yesterday Mr. Isaac turned 17 yrs old and Miss Belle turned 17+1 today (Their real ages have been altered to protect the identities of the individuals...hehehe).. yeah.. gettin kinda old but they still rawk.. Anyways.. cheers bosses !!
Out of boredom.. some people have nothing better to do... yes.. so what better way to waste your time than to read ... "An idiots guide to annoying your neighbours"... The ten most important points: ..:P
1.Play Hardcore Hindi music (yeah... the one which goes.. Booyakasha.. we riding the punani) at full blast once your neighbour has just put his newborn kid to sleep.... i doubt this one will make an impact if your neighbour is a macha
2.Set loose your pet fighting cock into your neighbours dog kennel.. woohoo.. Carnage dude..
3.Stuff banana skins peelings into the exhaust of the friendly Uncle Ong's car...this one classic caselah...
4.Set fire to your neighbour's cat's tail during the festive season and give an excuse that u thought that the cat was one of those darn fireworks...eheheh.. might try it out soon
5.Use spray paint to convert your neighbour's dog into a good old dairy cow look alike... not bad not bad...
6.Teach your dog how to piss into the neighbour's dog's drinking bowl... yuckss...
7.Place a chair right in front of your neighbours gate, sit there and smile all the time... weird... probably get muscle hypertrophy in the face...strange...uhh
8.Order 25 pizzas from Pizza Hut and place the order under your neighbours name.. Ask them to deliver it to your neighbour's house and charge it to them... hehehe... High success rate...hehe
9.Use your cordless phone to intercept calls from your neighbour's cordless phone and interject off and on... dunno if this works... i heard a few lads successfully pulled this off..
10.Throw poppy seeds into your neighbour's garden and offer to water your neighbour's garden everyday.. "Being a good neighbour".. once the poppies are self dependent and matured... call your local cops... that should be the end of your neighbour...ehehehe.... this one isn't too bad unfortunately.. we can't get poppy seeds so easily... darn
In contrast to what i've just crapped about... Kids.. please do not try this at home... these crazy ideas have been tested by "professionals".. trained in the art of annoyance.. YES... If u are a Christian... U are prohibited from performing any of the stuns above as one of the most important rules of all is.... Love your neighbour as you love yourself... that applies to me.. shikes.. darn..
Yes Yes... Euro 2004 is has just finished or am i really outdated...bah nvm.. doesn't really matter cos those... !@#$$%^&!!! Greeks won it.. darn flukelah.. Otto Rehhagel??.. Darn German who doesn't even want to coach his ailing German national team...anyways... outta boredom... i've been lookin at some football boots that those players used during Euro 2004 and some other boots found at Pertama Complex... here's my review on the boots..
This is how i rate them boots... Gaya & mutu is for overall design,build quality and comfort...Skill is for how much the boot aids in the players footwork, shooting and dribbling and other kinds of crap...Professionalism is the extent to which the boot is built for football and not so much for showmanship...Value is value for money... Its crap but it's something the lads use to rate boots...
Adidas Predator Pulse
Gaya & Mutu : 3/5
Skill : 4/5
Professionalism : 4/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : After seeing David Beckham and Rui Costa blastin those darn balls to the heavens... i recommend these boots to rugby players... Johnny Wilkinson wannabes
Adidas F50
Gaya & Mutu : 4/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 4/5
Value : 5/5
Verdict : Nice to see, nice to wear.. once used.. a joy to use again...Has interchangeable soles..great traction..So good even Vicente uses them..problem is "boh chin"... sighss...RM499..
Nike Air Zoom III
Gaya & Mutu : 3/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : Also nice to look at, very comfortable but once used, it looks really ugly with all them scratches... Still kinda expensive for a pair of PVC boots...
Nike Mercurial Vapor FG
Gaya & Mutu : 5/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : These boots are "weightless"...freagin lite.. almost like playing kaki ayam.. really nice to look at and own one... It boasts a fabrique en italie sign inside the soles... fuh.. stylish.. problem is.. IT'S FREAGIN EXPENSIVE... RM599!!!...darn.. can buy 30 pairs of Foong Keong Boots man...sheesh
Puma Shudoh ...dunno what else is in the name....
Gaya & Mutu : 4/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : Boots worn by monsieur Pires.. looks good.. has an interchangeable sole system.. problem is..it tears really easily cos it has a canvas upper part... darn.. pretty expensive also..
Umbro Xai III KTK
Gaya & Mutu : 2/5
Skill : 2/5
Professionalism : 2/5
Value : -55/5
Verdict : The suckiest pair of boots i've seen so far produced by UMBRO... looks really ugly... it's uncomfortable and the price sux even more... A disappointment... No wonder Michael Owen endorses it...sighss..
Slipper Ah pek 2099...
Gaya & Mutu : 5/5
Skill : 10/5
Professionalism : 0/5
Value : 1000/5
Verdict : This is the most brilliant invention i've seen in years.. it's revolutionary.. the amount of tricks u can do with it is unthinkable.. u can literally feel the ball while kicking it.. sooo natural.. it's also darn cheap.. RM2... fuh... value for money man.. I wonder why it wasn't used in Euro 2004.. maybe they will use it in the AFC Champions League..hmm.. A must buy .. can also be used to wash toilet... really good value man
Aights.. pic of the day... again another japanese discovery... Japs are really crazy people...
A very @#%$%^&* English lesson uh... how do they conduct them lessons eh??... strange...
Okies.. san tong.. san tong... will set up stall again once i have collected enuff crap to talk about...Peace.. Au Revoir !
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Raving in retro-70
KKB... this place old skool man.. weird experience.. anyways.. this is what we lads did in KKB...
Day 0
Drive to KKB from IMU.. reach KKB.. ayo.. mana itu Taman Seruling??.. sounds like some place from my std 1 Pendidikan Moral textbook.. those authors probably got their inspiration from these sleepy towns.. bah.. went rounding thru the entire KKB town.. still cannot find..strange...so still ronda again... accidentally drove out of KKB town... darn.. Adrian calls... "Wei.. where are u ah?.. u suppose to turn left after the skool.. got a temple near there.."... I answer "ok ok.. i see the temple...will reach there soon"... i turn left and end up in a village..uhh.. ??..*scratchin me head*.. so.. call Adrian again.. "Ello.. where ah?.. i turn left.. but in a village now.. got some restaurant in front of me... Kong Ming Restaurant..."..Adrian... "Uhh?.. got skool or not?..".. the conversation goes on... darn... wasted 5 bucks of petrol by then..
It is only after some really good observation... we find out that in KKB... after every 1km.. there's a skool, temple or mosque.. strange... that explains why we were confused.. all the place also look the same... typical old skool place... anyways... after 30 minutes... finally found the place... darn... first the houses looked pretty good.. we thought IMU finally were being generous..however..as we drove up the hill.. darn.. the houses got smaller and smaller... yeah.. that's where we were goin to stay.. *grin*... well.. at least we found the place.. Once we reached.. got our keys and went to our respective houses... Me n the lads were allocated house number 29 on road number XXX... the road has no name...strange.. next door to us were the UMNO lads.. Rahman, Shamson, Annas, Ahmad... House 29 inhabitants were.. Tong Saa a.k.a God of gambler, Giap Heng, Cheng Yeung a.k.a God of gambler Jr., Adrian a.k.a Mr. King of sleep,Ernie Cornelius and Me a.k.a. ah Beng.. On arrival.. we thought the house will be clean already... darn crap.. the house darn dusty wei... got nyamuk flying all over.. the toilet also quite wonderfool...hehehe.. we lads are kinda fussy..so what to do??.. CLEAN THE PLACELAH... ayoyo.. IMU ah.. for goodness sakes... hire some cleanerlah...even the neighbour also complain that the house is not well kept... kiam siap punye uni.. $24000.. can use to clean about 12000 toilet bowls... yeah.. i cleaned the toilet 3 times before allowing the lads to use it.. so i guess its freagin clean now.. can pang sai in peace... hehehe... Adrian and Ernie rearranged the beds to make more space.. Tong Saa and Cheng Yeung cleaned and mopped the entire house.. sooo... now the place is freagin clean.. yeah.. can even sleep on the floor.. so to those who inherit house 29.. u lads are lucky... Not so for those in house 11... darn lazy gals.. go and buy slipper so no need to sweep the floor... anyways... once the place was spick and span.. lepak in the house.. for dinner on the first day... thanks to my accidental action of getting lost while lookin for Taman Seruling.. we went to Restoran Kong Ming...the restaurant i discovered outside KKB when i got lost..hehehe.. this place got tai chau.. since our house quite china pek.. so all of us also know what to orderlah.. food was good.. on a scale of 1-5... 3 lar.. summore the chef was a macha.. i tell u.. Indians r goin places now a days.. after dinner.. go back to the house... what we do??.. stare kok at each other.. then talk about Dhruba... the whole nite..."What is there??? Nothing Is There!!!"... got fed up.. then slept..weird day...
Day 1
Fuh.. it's freagin cold... yeah dude.. what time issit ah??.. 620.. shikes..bus coming at 710...me and Adrian get prepared n get out of the house... Where is Tong Saa n the rest??.. sleeping??.. we go knockin on the doors... Ahh??eh??.. what time ah??... the question from the rooms... darnlah 7 o clock alredi.. wake up... the lads all get their shirts n lab coats n run out...hair oso din comb... Tong Saa the bestlah.. never wear socks as usual... sheesh... anyways... to "Mr Neela a.k.a the bus driver... for goodness sakes.. be on timelah..." somebody said.. well.. quite correctly.. yeah.. the macha was kinda late... he came at about 745... so we fellers waited for about 35 mins...what was he doin ah??.. probably had some ungeleke naleke the day before...or went partyin with some sarekes until he forgot about his job... okies.. that's it for the bus.. so at the hospital... we have to walk thru this "Lorong Belakang" to reachthe hospital cos the freagin long bus can't get in.. upon arrival... we were then asked to wait at his lounge at the nurses hostel... this place reminds me of some scene in Starsky and Hutch... darn old skool man... even the toilet signs.. fuh .. seventies dude... flower power... can't imagine the nurses during those days... hmm...eheheh...anyways... we were given a lecture by this really huge macha doc... he's Mr. No.2 biggest in terms of pangkat in the hospital... he quite cheong heilah... Adrian fell asleep as usual...once that was done.. we were assigned to our wards and respective patients.. i was lookin forward to test me tamil skills when i got a macha patient... darn feller.. he already discharged... craps... anyway.. Grace had a chinese pateint... but she can't speak cantonese that well.. so.. me is become Mr. translator.. not to say that my cantonese that good.. but oklah.. boleh pakai..the patient had quite a life... kinda pity the old lad.. after getting his history we went over to Annas and Audrey's patient... this feller rawks.. He's me most memorable patient... The lad's name is En. Ahmad .. this guy got lotsa stuff to tell... the weirdest thing is... he always tells me that his time on earth is up.. he is going to die... whut??.. we tell him.. for cryin out loud.. u won't die becos of bronchopenumonia dude.. u're under medication n recovering... then he goes on bragging about his misery .. anyways.. he's the coolest lad.. Dr. Lim then later briefed us on the CVS physical examination... she rawks man... totally awesome doc.. once that was done.. it was time to return to house 29... and as usual.. we lads have a strict routine... we have our naps from 5 till 7... then only dinner.. this sorta makes the gals pissed off cos they always ask us to go for dinner with them but were still sleepin.. ayo.. what to do??.. Sedentary lifestyle... For Dinner on day 1.. we fellers as usual go on on food hunting trips... this time we were mad enuff to drive all the way to Tg. Malim... darn... futile effort though.. what is there??... nothing is there... so we return to KKB .. ended up eating at the mamak where the gals were eating... the food... yucks... me mee goreng taste more like flour with water and soy sauce...pretty darn expensive also... anyways... had waffles after that.. woohoo... one dollar waffles as Adrian called it... fuh... the taste was 10000 times better than mamak mee goreng.. we kinda tau paued about 10 waffles since they rawked so much.. yeah.. gave some to the gals as well.. WERE NOT SELFISH... hehehe.. As usual... after waffles were done... snooze-land beckoned...
Day 2
Rize and shyne.. yeah rite... again me and Adrian hev to wake Tong Saa and the other lads up again... kinda funny... the same routine happens again... the lads run out with their t shirts untucked and hair undone... at least the macha comes on time this time... right smack at 710 he arrives... yeah... some of the gals thought he would arrive late.. unfortuntely he came right on time... so the gals missed the bus... reach the hospital early... lazed around in the lounge while waiting for the Doc to assign us to our new patients.. today me got a macha patient.. woohoo.. but the problem is.. she is a woman.. darn... can't do physical examination... @#%$!!!... arghh!!!... but at least can testing me tamil...oklar... the patient was quite co operative... the feller also take X ray.. so not bad.. but while this patient was taking X ray... got some lady delivering her baby in the labour room... darn.. missed that.. that sucked big time... well.. i met up with Mr. Ahmad again.. yeah... i supposedly detected a mid systolic murmur in his heart but wasn't too sure.. so.. i asked the doc.. cos Ahmad from our group said it wasn't a murmur... yeeharr!.. the doc confirmed it was a mid systolic murmur...hehehe... good for me... bad for the patient... okler... not bad... for once i got somethin right... that was it for day 2... it was back to nap at 5... dinner at 7.. today's dinner was at Restoran sembilan pulh lapan... 98??... dunno why they call it 98.. strange.. anyways... Adrian wanted to eat his Guiness stout chicken sooo much.. so we had to order it.. how to order??... I ask the guy... eh yau meh kai siu ah??...(What do u recommend)... The guy sez.."Yau tit pan tau foo ah....etc"... then i asked him u got Carlsberg chicken ah?... the guy scratches his head n sez i hev guiness stout chicken lah..hak peh kai... me, Tong Saa and Adrian then say... ahhh...that one that one... tai keh..(big one)..hehe... wasn't too bad i guess.. that guiness stout chicken was quite tasty... luckily none of us mabuk after eating it... yeah... Tean Chun was poking at us while we were eating.. telling us not to get drunk...hehehe.. well... that was dinner... next was waffles again... darn... can't get this waffles outta our heads... anyways... it was back to snoozeland after that...
Day 3
Kring Kring ... Teet Teet Teet... !!.. Arghhh!!... what time ah??.. 620lah... aiyah.. sleep a few more minuteslah.. darn alarms.. from those handphones... quite bising... what to do??.. wake up... for once... Tong Saa woke up on time... this day we were well prepared.. even have time to eat breakfast... off to the hospital again... as usual.. the same routine... got another new patient.. some old lady.. oklar.. can't do physical examination again but at least can get history... wasn't too bad.. this lady has one hypertensive family... fuh.. probably too stress that's why... anyways.. strangely .. i meet En. Ahmad again..hohohoho... this time.. ehehe... I go up to him and wake him up from his daze.."Yo Encik..Ada lebih baik skarang?".. His reply.. "Adalah.. tapi saya rase dah nak mati... sudah mase saye pergi"... uhh??.. gettin better but feels like gonna die??...weird.. my reply.. "Ayoyo... jangen terfikir-fikir nak mampus oi.. kamu nampak agak ok..dah nak baik pulak cakap nak mate".. He goes back to sleep... strange... Anyways.. went to the ECG room after that cos it was really freagin boring... got me ECG readings... really looked weird... man.. later only i found out that the nurse put V1 and V2 on the wrong position.. darn nurse..scare me onli.. Anyways... that was it for the hospital...As usual.. nap again at 5.. dinner at 7.. today's menu was.. WESTERN FOOD...heheh... yeah... who in the insane world would think that KKB has western food.. actually gotlah... but u have to ask us lads where it is..hehehe... The place is really chianpeklah.. the feller who cooks the dishes also looks like some chinese "Ah loong".. with all the bling bling stuff... u know like gold chain..gold ring... crap man... then he can spiak England man.. fuh.. impressed.. probably was some veteran during the British days... darn... look like ah pek but can speak english.. oklar.. quite resonable... food was quite nice.. especially his home made black pepper sauce... price was ok also.. next it was the Roast Pork and Floss Bread.. woohoo.. darn.. hev been lookin for this feller for 3 days since i last spotted him in town...the bread and meat... el fantastico.. sooper cheap and sooper nice also... darn... leaves me droolin now.. yeah.. u fellers can find him parked outside this motor shop called..."Wee Wee motor".. strange... anyways.. a giveaway hint...After the good food... it was time for Kelab Malam dan Kasino KKB to open.. yeah... and Eugene was goin around shouting... "Hoi pai !! Hoi Pai !!".. "Fai ti lah !! oi yeng chin ah.."... all kinds of crap comin out from the him cos we set up the table really... hehe... anyways... The nite belonged to Chai Tong Saa a.k.a. God of gambler, Cheng Yeung a.k.a. God of Gambler jr. and Ernie Cornelius.. not too bad for melar.. din lose din win... Adrian and Eugene were the main players... not sure who was the one who lost five bucks straight... shikes..yeah... and Tong Saa who wins most of the time goes on to say..."Don't mess with God of gambler when he is playing"... fuh..profound dude.. he goes on to say..."In the spirit of gamble i will be banker for 5 round.. no less"... then he goes on to lose in 4 rounds..hehehe...luckily he made back everything in the last round to retain his title as "God of gambler"....hahah... that was it for the night... back to snoozeland...
Well that was it for the first 3 days...These are some pics that reflect the boredom of the lads and the retroness of the town...
Anyways.. enuff crap for the day... will be thinkin of more rubbish to write soon.. Peace to the macha brothers out there! .. Au revoir!
KKB... this place old skool man.. weird experience.. anyways.. this is what we lads did in KKB...
Day 0
Drive to KKB from IMU.. reach KKB.. ayo.. mana itu Taman Seruling??.. sounds like some place from my std 1 Pendidikan Moral textbook.. those authors probably got their inspiration from these sleepy towns.. bah.. went rounding thru the entire KKB town.. still cannot find..strange...so still ronda again... accidentally drove out of KKB town... darn.. Adrian calls... "Wei.. where are u ah?.. u suppose to turn left after the skool.. got a temple near there.."... I answer "ok ok.. i see the temple...will reach there soon"... i turn left and end up in a village..uhh.. ??..*scratchin me head*.. so.. call Adrian again.. "Ello.. where ah?.. i turn left.. but in a village now.. got some restaurant in front of me... Kong Ming Restaurant..."..Adrian... "Uhh?.. got skool or not?..".. the conversation goes on... darn... wasted 5 bucks of petrol by then..
It is only after some really good observation... we find out that in KKB... after every 1km.. there's a skool, temple or mosque.. strange... that explains why we were confused.. all the place also look the same... typical old skool place... anyways... after 30 minutes... finally found the place... darn... first the houses looked pretty good.. we thought IMU finally were being generous..however..as we drove up the hill.. darn.. the houses got smaller and smaller... yeah.. that's where we were goin to stay.. *grin*... well.. at least we found the place.. Once we reached.. got our keys and went to our respective houses... Me n the lads were allocated house number 29 on road number XXX... the road has no name...strange.. next door to us were the UMNO lads.. Rahman, Shamson, Annas, Ahmad... House 29 inhabitants were.. Tong Saa a.k.a God of gambler, Giap Heng, Cheng Yeung a.k.a God of gambler Jr., Adrian a.k.a Mr. King of sleep,Ernie Cornelius and Me a.k.a. ah Beng.. On arrival.. we thought the house will be clean already... darn crap.. the house darn dusty wei... got nyamuk flying all over.. the toilet also quite wonderfool...hehehe.. we lads are kinda fussy..so what to do??.. CLEAN THE PLACELAH... ayoyo.. IMU ah.. for goodness sakes... hire some cleanerlah...even the neighbour also complain that the house is not well kept... kiam siap punye uni.. $24000.. can use to clean about 12000 toilet bowls... yeah.. i cleaned the toilet 3 times before allowing the lads to use it.. so i guess its freagin clean now.. can pang sai in peace... hehehe... Adrian and Ernie rearranged the beds to make more space.. Tong Saa and Cheng Yeung cleaned and mopped the entire house.. sooo... now the place is freagin clean.. yeah.. can even sleep on the floor.. so to those who inherit house 29.. u lads are lucky... Not so for those in house 11... darn lazy gals.. go and buy slipper so no need to sweep the floor... anyways... once the place was spick and span.. lepak in the house.. for dinner on the first day... thanks to my accidental action of getting lost while lookin for Taman Seruling.. we went to Restoran Kong Ming...the restaurant i discovered outside KKB when i got lost..hehehe.. this place got tai chau.. since our house quite china pek.. so all of us also know what to orderlah.. food was good.. on a scale of 1-5... 3 lar.. summore the chef was a macha.. i tell u.. Indians r goin places now a days.. after dinner.. go back to the house... what we do??.. stare kok at each other.. then talk about Dhruba... the whole nite..."What is there??? Nothing Is There!!!"... got fed up.. then slept..weird day...
Day 1
Fuh.. it's freagin cold... yeah dude.. what time issit ah??.. 620.. shikes..bus coming at 710...me and Adrian get prepared n get out of the house... Where is Tong Saa n the rest??.. sleeping??.. we go knockin on the doors... Ahh??eh??.. what time ah??... the question from the rooms... darnlah 7 o clock alredi.. wake up... the lads all get their shirts n lab coats n run out...hair oso din comb... Tong Saa the bestlah.. never wear socks as usual... sheesh... anyways... to "Mr Neela a.k.a the bus driver... for goodness sakes.. be on timelah..." somebody said.. well.. quite correctly.. yeah.. the macha was kinda late... he came at about 745... so we fellers waited for about 35 mins...what was he doin ah??.. probably had some ungeleke naleke the day before...or went partyin with some sarekes until he forgot about his job... okies.. that's it for the bus.. so at the hospital... we have to walk thru this "Lorong Belakang" to reachthe hospital cos the freagin long bus can't get in.. upon arrival... we were then asked to wait at his lounge at the nurses hostel... this place reminds me of some scene in Starsky and Hutch... darn old skool man... even the toilet signs.. fuh .. seventies dude... flower power... can't imagine the nurses during those days... hmm...eheheh...anyways... we were given a lecture by this really huge macha doc... he's Mr. No.2 biggest in terms of pangkat in the hospital... he quite cheong heilah... Adrian fell asleep as usual...once that was done.. we were assigned to our wards and respective patients.. i was lookin forward to test me tamil skills when i got a macha patient... darn feller.. he already discharged... craps... anyway.. Grace had a chinese pateint... but she can't speak cantonese that well.. so.. me is become Mr. translator.. not to say that my cantonese that good.. but oklah.. boleh pakai..the patient had quite a life... kinda pity the old lad.. after getting his history we went over to Annas and Audrey's patient... this feller rawks.. He's me most memorable patient... The lad's name is En. Ahmad .. this guy got lotsa stuff to tell... the weirdest thing is... he always tells me that his time on earth is up.. he is going to die... whut??.. we tell him.. for cryin out loud.. u won't die becos of bronchopenumonia dude.. u're under medication n recovering... then he goes on bragging about his misery .. anyways.. he's the coolest lad.. Dr. Lim then later briefed us on the CVS physical examination... she rawks man... totally awesome doc.. once that was done.. it was time to return to house 29... and as usual.. we lads have a strict routine... we have our naps from 5 till 7... then only dinner.. this sorta makes the gals pissed off cos they always ask us to go for dinner with them but were still sleepin.. ayo.. what to do??.. Sedentary lifestyle... For Dinner on day 1.. we fellers as usual go on on food hunting trips... this time we were mad enuff to drive all the way to Tg. Malim... darn... futile effort though.. what is there??... nothing is there... so we return to KKB .. ended up eating at the mamak where the gals were eating... the food... yucks... me mee goreng taste more like flour with water and soy sauce...pretty darn expensive also... anyways... had waffles after that.. woohoo... one dollar waffles as Adrian called it... fuh... the taste was 10000 times better than mamak mee goreng.. we kinda tau paued about 10 waffles since they rawked so much.. yeah.. gave some to the gals as well.. WERE NOT SELFISH... hehehe.. As usual... after waffles were done... snooze-land beckoned...
Day 2
Rize and shyne.. yeah rite... again me and Adrian hev to wake Tong Saa and the other lads up again... kinda funny... the same routine happens again... the lads run out with their t shirts untucked and hair undone... at least the macha comes on time this time... right smack at 710 he arrives... yeah... some of the gals thought he would arrive late.. unfortuntely he came right on time... so the gals missed the bus... reach the hospital early... lazed around in the lounge while waiting for the Doc to assign us to our new patients.. today me got a macha patient.. woohoo.. but the problem is.. she is a woman.. darn... can't do physical examination... @#%$!!!... arghh!!!... but at least can testing me tamil...oklar... the patient was quite co operative... the feller also take X ray.. so not bad.. but while this patient was taking X ray... got some lady delivering her baby in the labour room... darn.. missed that.. that sucked big time... well.. i met up with Mr. Ahmad again.. yeah... i supposedly detected a mid systolic murmur in his heart but wasn't too sure.. so.. i asked the doc.. cos Ahmad from our group said it wasn't a murmur... yeeharr!.. the doc confirmed it was a mid systolic murmur...hehehe... good for me... bad for the patient... okler... not bad... for once i got somethin right... that was it for day 2... it was back to nap at 5... dinner at 7.. today's dinner was at Restoran sembilan pulh lapan... 98??... dunno why they call it 98.. strange.. anyways... Adrian wanted to eat his Guiness stout chicken sooo much.. so we had to order it.. how to order??... I ask the guy... eh yau meh kai siu ah??...(What do u recommend)... The guy sez.."Yau tit pan tau foo ah....etc"... then i asked him u got Carlsberg chicken ah?... the guy scratches his head n sez i hev guiness stout chicken lah..hak peh kai... me, Tong Saa and Adrian then say... ahhh...that one that one... tai keh..(big one)..hehe... wasn't too bad i guess.. that guiness stout chicken was quite tasty... luckily none of us mabuk after eating it... yeah... Tean Chun was poking at us while we were eating.. telling us not to get drunk...hehehe.. well... that was dinner... next was waffles again... darn... can't get this waffles outta our heads... anyways... it was back to snoozeland after that...
Day 3
Kring Kring ... Teet Teet Teet... !!.. Arghhh!!... what time ah??.. 620lah... aiyah.. sleep a few more minuteslah.. darn alarms.. from those handphones... quite bising... what to do??.. wake up... for once... Tong Saa woke up on time... this day we were well prepared.. even have time to eat breakfast... off to the hospital again... as usual.. the same routine... got another new patient.. some old lady.. oklar.. can't do physical examination again but at least can get history... wasn't too bad.. this lady has one hypertensive family... fuh.. probably too stress that's why... anyways.. strangely .. i meet En. Ahmad again..hohohoho... this time.. ehehe... I go up to him and wake him up from his daze.."Yo Encik..Ada lebih baik skarang?".. His reply.. "Adalah.. tapi saya rase dah nak mati... sudah mase saye pergi"... uhh??.. gettin better but feels like gonna die??...weird.. my reply.. "Ayoyo... jangen terfikir-fikir nak mampus oi.. kamu nampak agak ok..dah nak baik pulak cakap nak mate".. He goes back to sleep... strange... Anyways.. went to the ECG room after that cos it was really freagin boring... got me ECG readings... really looked weird... man.. later only i found out that the nurse put V1 and V2 on the wrong position.. darn nurse..scare me onli.. Anyways... that was it for the hospital...As usual.. nap again at 5.. dinner at 7.. today's menu was.. WESTERN FOOD...heheh... yeah... who in the insane world would think that KKB has western food.. actually gotlah... but u have to ask us lads where it is..hehehe... The place is really chianpeklah.. the feller who cooks the dishes also looks like some chinese "Ah loong".. with all the bling bling stuff... u know like gold chain..gold ring... crap man... then he can spiak England man.. fuh.. impressed.. probably was some veteran during the British days... darn... look like ah pek but can speak english.. oklar.. quite resonable... food was quite nice.. especially his home made black pepper sauce... price was ok also.. next it was the Roast Pork and Floss Bread.. woohoo.. darn.. hev been lookin for this feller for 3 days since i last spotted him in town...the bread and meat... el fantastico.. sooper cheap and sooper nice also... darn... leaves me droolin now.. yeah.. u fellers can find him parked outside this motor shop called..."Wee Wee motor".. strange... anyways.. a giveaway hint...After the good food... it was time for Kelab Malam dan Kasino KKB to open.. yeah... and Eugene was goin around shouting... "Hoi pai !! Hoi Pai !!".. "Fai ti lah !! oi yeng chin ah.."... all kinds of crap comin out from the him cos we set up the table really... hehe... anyways... The nite belonged to Chai Tong Saa a.k.a. God of gambler, Cheng Yeung a.k.a. God of Gambler jr. and Ernie Cornelius.. not too bad for melar.. din lose din win... Adrian and Eugene were the main players... not sure who was the one who lost five bucks straight... shikes..yeah... and Tong Saa who wins most of the time goes on to say..."Don't mess with God of gambler when he is playing"... fuh..profound dude.. he goes on to say..."In the spirit of gamble i will be banker for 5 round.. no less"... then he goes on to lose in 4 rounds..hehehe...luckily he made back everything in the last round to retain his title as "God of gambler"....hahah... that was it for the night... back to snoozeland...
Well that was it for the first 3 days...These are some pics that reflect the boredom of the lads and the retroness of the town...
Anyways.. enuff crap for the day... will be thinkin of more rubbish to write soon.. Peace to the macha brothers out there! .. Au revoir!
Friday, July 09, 2004
A place called KKB
Holla.. i'm finally back from KKB.... what is there? ... Nothing is there!! but this one is veeri veeri imporrtant for those doing the USMLE and goin for the PMS.. i tell u.. there is no compromise.. anyway...THE FOOD RAWKS...hehehe...I LIKE IT VERY MUCH !!!!.... zzZZzzZZ.. ~END~
Holla.. i'm finally back from KKB.... what is there? ... Nothing is there!! but this one is veeri veeri imporrtant for those doing the USMLE and goin for the PMS.. i tell u.. there is no compromise.. anyway...THE FOOD RAWKS...hehehe...I LIKE IT VERY MUCH !!!!.... zzZZzzZZ.. ~END~
Friday, July 02, 2004
It's par belle vie
Yeah..i'm still alive.. whoa!!.. yups.. finally got that freagin CVS exam out of the way... so i can breath for the moment before i start to plunge into me stack of notes again... Once again.. before i go on braggin about stoopid stuff... A big thanx to me boss up there once again for the help that He has given to see me thru this exam... Alrite... back to the crap... It's good to be back in the real world after being stranded on a planet named CVS... but on the downside.. we've got a freagin rotation posting comin up.. that explains all the grumbling and mumbling we lads are up to... for goodness sakes.. why in the world would we "like the posting" as refered to by the "Dr. inferiority complex - YR".. dei.. this doc got something screwed up in her head man... i think she needs to go for a behavioural science lecture by Dr. Galy... first she says that the posting is fun... well we have to see if it's true...(scratchin my head).. then she gives us a freagin long lecture on family medicine again after the exam... wah lau... eh auntie, u think we can digest what u said in the lecture ah???...people are in sensory deprivation mode after the examlah... we lads need some fresh air and peace of mind after a gruelling long week of studyin... lastly... she likes to mention... "please bear with me.. just another 5 more minutes...".. yeah rite.. she goes on talking kok for another 25 minutes... wei.. chiong hei man.. bah.. anyways... if u didn't get it, forget it.. yeah.. i think i'll forget it...
Aights.. on the brighter side of life.. we lads celebrated Calvin's birthday at chili's .. okies.. so this blog is dedicated to ular boss.. Our macha is now quite old.. but not so old also.. cos still can't vote.. but he is now fully grown man..ahah.. added to that, this lad is still single and available.. so to all the sarekes out there... please make your reservations for a chance at him... u can always give your name to Dr. Love a.k.a Bruce Lee for a consultation session to see if you meet the requirements set by Dr. Calvin.. consultation fee is just one teh 'o' ais for Dr. Bruce.. hehehe... Anyways... here are a few pics of the tondi building session :
Bruce, Jan Hoong, Eugene and Calvin startin off their drinking spree
Eugene before,during and after the food spree... Eh Audrey.. better control his diet man...hehe
The desert that rawked big time... still looks tasty from the pics..
Birthday boy, me and Bruce after the carnage... fuh.. tondi is at max stretch..
Well.. great stuff.. this reminds us of the beautiful part of life where we can have great fellowship though we may be a bit crazy at times.. i guess we take these little things for granted at times and forget to count our blessings.. life without a bit of madness is no life at all.. Aight??
Aights... gonna sign off for now.. i gotta think of more crap to write about... will sure have loads of crap after the KKB posting... Peace... Au Revoir !
Yeah..i'm still alive.. whoa!!.. yups.. finally got that freagin CVS exam out of the way... so i can breath for the moment before i start to plunge into me stack of notes again... Once again.. before i go on braggin about stoopid stuff... A big thanx to me boss up there once again for the help that He has given to see me thru this exam... Alrite... back to the crap... It's good to be back in the real world after being stranded on a planet named CVS... but on the downside.. we've got a freagin rotation posting comin up.. that explains all the grumbling and mumbling we lads are up to... for goodness sakes.. why in the world would we "like the posting" as refered to by the "Dr. inferiority complex - YR".. dei.. this doc got something screwed up in her head man... i think she needs to go for a behavioural science lecture by Dr. Galy... first she says that the posting is fun... well we have to see if it's true...(scratchin my head).. then she gives us a freagin long lecture on family medicine again after the exam... wah lau... eh auntie, u think we can digest what u said in the lecture ah???...people are in sensory deprivation mode after the examlah... we lads need some fresh air and peace of mind after a gruelling long week of studyin... lastly... she likes to mention... "please bear with me.. just another 5 more minutes...".. yeah rite.. she goes on talking kok for another 25 minutes... wei.. chiong hei man.. bah.. anyways... if u didn't get it, forget it.. yeah.. i think i'll forget it...
Aights.. on the brighter side of life.. we lads celebrated Calvin's birthday at chili's .. okies.. so this blog is dedicated to ular boss.. Our macha is now quite old.. but not so old also.. cos still can't vote.. but he is now fully grown man..ahah.. added to that, this lad is still single and available.. so to all the sarekes out there... please make your reservations for a chance at him... u can always give your name to Dr. Love a.k.a Bruce Lee for a consultation session to see if you meet the requirements set by Dr. Calvin.. consultation fee is just one teh 'o' ais for Dr. Bruce.. hehehe... Anyways... here are a few pics of the tondi building session :
Bruce, Jan Hoong, Eugene and Calvin startin off their drinking spree
Eugene before,during and after the food spree... Eh Audrey.. better control his diet man...hehe
The desert that rawked big time... still looks tasty from the pics..
Birthday boy, me and Bruce after the carnage... fuh.. tondi is at max stretch..
Well.. great stuff.. this reminds us of the beautiful part of life where we can have great fellowship though we may be a bit crazy at times.. i guess we take these little things for granted at times and forget to count our blessings.. life without a bit of madness is no life at all.. Aight??
Aights... gonna sign off for now.. i gotta think of more crap to write about... will sure have loads of crap after the KKB posting... Peace... Au Revoir !