Uhh? Ahh? Ehh?... Sniff

Aightss...before i jump into talking crap...This post(the first paragraph only) is dedicated to one of the greatest lads to have roamed to face of the earth and also to his raver chick sis whose birthday is today... Blessed birthday to me boss Mr. Isaac Yap and seniorita Isabel Yap...Yes yesterday Mr. Isaac turned 17 yrs old and Miss Belle turned 17+1 today (Their real ages have been altered to protect the identities of the individuals...hehehe).. yeah.. gettin kinda old but they still rawk.. Anyways.. cheers bosses !!

Out of boredom.. some people have nothing better to do... yes.. so what better way to waste your time than to read ... "An idiots guide to annoying your neighbours"... The ten most important points: ..:P

1.Play Hardcore Hindi music (yeah... the one which goes.. Booyakasha.. we riding the punani) at full blast once your neighbour has just put his newborn kid to sleep.... i doubt this one will make an impact if your neighbour is a macha
2.Set loose your pet fighting cock into your neighbours dog kennel.. woohoo.. Carnage dude..
3.Stuff banana skins peelings into the exhaust of the friendly Uncle Ong's car...this one classic caselah...
4.Set fire to your neighbour's cat's tail during the festive season and give an excuse that u thought that the cat was one of those darn fireworks...eheheh.. might try it out soon
5.Use spray paint to convert your neighbour's dog into a good old dairy cow look alike... not bad not bad...
6.Teach your dog how to piss into the neighbour's dog's drinking bowl... yuckss...
7.Place a chair right in front of your neighbours gate, sit there and smile all the time... weird... probably get muscle hypertrophy in the face...strange...uhh
8.Order 25 pizzas from Pizza Hut and place the order under your neighbours name.. Ask them to deliver it to your neighbour's house and charge it to them... hehehe... High success rate...hehe
9.Use your cordless phone to intercept calls from your neighbour's cordless phone and interject off and on... dunno if this works... i heard a few lads successfully pulled this off..
10.Throw poppy seeds into your neighbour's garden and offer to water your neighbour's garden everyday.. "Being a good neighbour".. once the poppies are self dependent and matured... call your local cops... that should be the end of your neighbour...ehehehe.... this one isn't too bad unfortunately.. we can't get poppy seeds so easily... darn

In contrast to what i've just crapped about... Kids.. please do not try this at home... these crazy ideas have been tested by "professionals".. trained in the art of annoyance.. YES... If u are a Christian... U are prohibited from performing any of the stuns above as one of the most important rules of all is.... Love your neighbour as you love yourself... that applies to me.. shikes.. darn..

Yes Yes... Euro 2004 is has just finished or am i really outdated...bah nvm.. doesn't really matter cos those... !@#$$%^&!!! Greeks won it.. darn flukelah.. Otto Rehhagel??.. Darn German who doesn't even want to coach his ailing German national team...anyways... outta boredom... i've been lookin at some football boots that those players used during Euro 2004 and some other boots found at Pertama Complex... here's my review on the boots..

This is how i rate them boots... Gaya & mutu is for overall design,build quality and comfort...Skill is for how much the boot aids in the players footwork, shooting and dribbling and other kinds of crap...Professionalism is the extent to which the boot is built for football and not so much for showmanship...Value is value for money... Its crap but it's something the lads use to rate boots...


Adidas Predator Pulse

Gaya & Mutu : 3/5
Skill : 4/5
Professionalism : 4/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : After seeing David Beckham and Rui Costa blastin those darn balls to the heavens... i recommend these boots to rugby players... Johnny Wilkinson wannabes

Adidas F50

Gaya & Mutu : 4/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 4/5
Value : 5/5
Verdict : Nice to see, nice to wear.. once used.. a joy to use again...Has interchangeable soles..great traction..So good even Vicente uses them..problem is "boh chin"... sighss...RM499..

Nike Air Zoom III

Gaya & Mutu : 3/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : Also nice to look at, very comfortable but once used, it looks really ugly with all them scratches... Still kinda expensive for a pair of PVC boots...

Nike Mercurial Vapor FG

Gaya & Mutu : 5/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : These boots are "weightless"...freagin lite.. almost like playing kaki ayam.. really nice to look at and own one... It boasts a fabrique en italie sign inside the soles... fuh.. stylish.. problem is.. IT'S FREAGIN EXPENSIVE... RM599!!!...darn.. can buy 30 pairs of Foong Keong Boots man...sheesh

Puma Shudoh ...dunno what else is in the name....

Gaya & Mutu : 4/5
Skill : 3/5
Professionalism : 3/5
Value : 3/5
Verdict : Boots worn by monsieur Pires.. looks good.. has an interchangeable sole system.. problem is..it tears really easily cos it has a canvas upper part... darn.. pretty expensive also..

Umbro Xai III KTK

Gaya & Mutu : 2/5
Skill : 2/5
Professionalism : 2/5
Value : -55/5
Verdict : The suckiest pair of boots i've seen so far produced by UMBRO... looks really ugly... it's uncomfortable and the price sux even more... A disappointment... No wonder Michael Owen endorses it...sighss..

Slipper Ah pek 2099...

Gaya & Mutu : 5/5
Skill : 10/5
Professionalism : 0/5
Value : 1000/5
Verdict : This is the most brilliant invention i've seen in years.. it's revolutionary.. the amount of tricks u can do with it is unthinkable.. u can literally feel the ball while kicking it.. sooo natural.. it's also darn cheap.. RM2... fuh... value for money man.. I wonder why it wasn't used in Euro 2004.. maybe they will use it in the AFC Champions League..hmm.. A must buy .. can also be used to wash toilet... really good value man

Aights.. pic of the day... again another japanese discovery... Japs are really crazy people...

A very @#%$%^&* English lesson uh... how do they conduct them lessons eh??... strange...

Okies.. san tong.. san tong... will set up stall again once i have collected enuff crap to talk about...Peace.. Au Revoir !

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