Raving in retro-70

KKB... this place old skool man.. weird experience.. anyways.. this is what we lads did in KKB...

Day 0

Drive to KKB from IMU.. reach KKB.. ayo.. mana itu Taman Seruling??.. sounds like some place from my std 1 Pendidikan Moral textbook.. those authors probably got their inspiration from these sleepy towns.. bah.. went rounding thru the entire KKB town.. still cannot find..strange...so still ronda again... accidentally drove out of KKB town... darn.. Adrian calls... "Wei.. where are u ah?.. u suppose to turn left after the skool.. got a temple near there.."... I answer "ok ok.. i see the temple...will reach there soon"... i turn left and end up in a village..uhh.. ??..*scratchin me head*.. so.. call Adrian again.. "Ello.. where ah?.. i turn left.. but in a village now.. got some restaurant in front of me... Kong Ming Restaurant..."..Adrian... "Uhh?.. got skool or not?..".. the conversation goes on... darn... wasted 5 bucks of petrol by then..
It is only after some really good observation... we find out that in KKB... after every 1km.. there's a skool, temple or mosque.. strange... that explains why we were confused.. all the place also look the same... typical old skool place... anyways... after 30 minutes... finally found the place... darn... first the houses looked pretty good.. we thought IMU finally were being generous..however..as we drove up the hill.. darn.. the houses got smaller and smaller... yeah.. that's where we were goin to stay.. *grin*... well.. at least we found the place.. Once we reached.. got our keys and went to our respective houses... Me n the lads were allocated house number 29 on road number XXX... the road has no name...strange.. next door to us were the UMNO lads.. Rahman, Shamson, Annas, Ahmad... House 29 inhabitants were.. Tong Saa a.k.a God of gambler, Giap Heng, Cheng Yeung a.k.a God of gambler Jr., Adrian a.k.a Mr. King of sleep,Ernie Cornelius and Me a.k.a. ah Beng.. On arrival.. we thought the house will be clean already... darn crap.. the house darn dusty wei... got nyamuk flying all over.. the toilet also quite wonderfool...hehehe.. we lads are kinda fussy..so what to do??.. CLEAN THE PLACELAH... ayoyo.. IMU ah.. for goodness sakes... hire some cleanerlah...even the neighbour also complain that the house is not well kept... kiam siap punye uni.. $24000.. can use to clean about 12000 toilet bowls... yeah.. i cleaned the toilet 3 times before allowing the lads to use it.. so i guess its freagin clean now.. can pang sai in peace... hehehe... Adrian and Ernie rearranged the beds to make more space.. Tong Saa and Cheng Yeung cleaned and mopped the entire house.. sooo... now the place is freagin clean.. yeah.. can even sleep on the floor.. so to those who inherit house 29.. u lads are lucky... Not so for those in house 11... darn lazy gals.. go and buy slipper so no need to sweep the floor... anyways... once the place was spick and span.. lepak in the house.. for dinner on the first day... thanks to my accidental action of getting lost while lookin for Taman Seruling.. we went to Restoran Kong Ming...the restaurant i discovered outside KKB when i got lost..hehehe.. this place got tai chau.. since our house quite china pek.. so all of us also know what to orderlah.. food was good.. on a scale of 1-5... 3 lar.. summore the chef was a macha.. i tell u.. Indians r goin places now a days.. after dinner.. go back to the house... what we do??.. stare kok at each other.. then talk about Dhruba... the whole nite..."What is there??? Nothing Is There!!!"... got fed up.. then slept..weird day...

Day 1

Fuh.. it's freagin cold... yeah dude.. what time issit ah??.. 620.. shikes..bus coming at 710...me and Adrian get prepared n get out of the house... Where is Tong Saa n the rest??.. sleeping??.. we go knockin on the doors... Ahh??eh??.. what time ah??... the question from the rooms... darnlah 7 o clock alredi.. wake up... the lads all get their shirts n lab coats n run out...hair oso din comb... Tong Saa the bestlah.. never wear socks as usual... sheesh... anyways... to "Mr Neela a.k.a the bus driver... for goodness sakes.. be on timelah..." somebody said.. well.. quite correctly.. yeah.. the macha was kinda late... he came at about 745... so we fellers waited for about 35 mins...what was he doin ah??.. probably had some ungeleke naleke the day before...or went partyin with some sarekes until he forgot about his job... okies.. that's it for the bus.. so at the hospital... we have to walk thru this "Lorong Belakang" to reachthe hospital cos the freagin long bus can't get in.. upon arrival... we were then asked to wait at his lounge at the nurses hostel... this place reminds me of some scene in Starsky and Hutch... darn old skool man... even the toilet signs.. fuh .. seventies dude... flower power... can't imagine the nurses during those days... hmm...eheheh...anyways... we were given a lecture by this really huge macha doc... he's Mr. No.2 biggest in terms of pangkat in the hospital... he quite cheong heilah... Adrian fell asleep as usual...once that was done.. we were assigned to our wards and respective patients.. i was lookin forward to test me tamil skills when i got a macha patient... darn feller.. he already discharged... craps... anyway.. Grace had a chinese pateint... but she can't speak cantonese that well.. so.. me is become Mr. translator.. not to say that my cantonese that good.. but oklah.. boleh pakai..the patient had quite a life... kinda pity the old lad.. after getting his history we went over to Annas and Audrey's patient... this feller rawks.. He's me most memorable patient... The lad's name is En. Ahmad .. this guy got lotsa stuff to tell... the weirdest thing is... he always tells me that his time on earth is up.. he is going to die... whut??.. we tell him.. for cryin out loud.. u won't die becos of bronchopenumonia dude.. u're under medication n recovering... then he goes on bragging about his misery .. anyways.. he's the coolest lad.. Dr. Lim then later briefed us on the CVS physical examination... she rawks man... totally awesome doc.. once that was done.. it was time to return to house 29... and as usual.. we lads have a strict routine... we have our naps from 5 till 7... then only dinner.. this sorta makes the gals pissed off cos they always ask us to go for dinner with them but were still sleepin.. ayo.. what to do??.. Sedentary lifestyle... For Dinner on day 1.. we fellers as usual go on on food hunting trips... this time we were mad enuff to drive all the way to Tg. Malim... darn... futile effort though.. what is there??... nothing is there... so we return to KKB .. ended up eating at the mamak where the gals were eating... the food... yucks... me mee goreng taste more like flour with water and soy sauce...pretty darn expensive also... anyways... had waffles after that.. woohoo... one dollar waffles as Adrian called it... fuh... the taste was 10000 times better than mamak mee goreng.. we kinda tau paued about 10 waffles since they rawked so much.. yeah.. gave some to the gals as well.. WERE NOT SELFISH... hehehe.. As usual... after waffles were done... snooze-land beckoned...

Day 2

Rize and shyne.. yeah rite... again me and Adrian hev to wake Tong Saa and the other lads up again... kinda funny... the same routine happens again... the lads run out with their t shirts untucked and hair undone... at least the macha comes on time this time... right smack at 710 he arrives... yeah... some of the gals thought he would arrive late.. unfortuntely he came right on time... so the gals missed the bus... reach the hospital early... lazed around in the lounge while waiting for the Doc to assign us to our new patients.. today me got a macha patient.. woohoo.. but the problem is.. she is a woman.. darn... can't do physical examination... @#%$!!!... arghh!!!... but at least can testing me tamil...oklar... the patient was quite co operative... the feller also take X ray.. so not bad.. but while this patient was taking X ray... got some lady delivering her baby in the labour room... darn.. missed that.. that sucked big time... well.. i met up with Mr. Ahmad again.. yeah... i supposedly detected a mid systolic murmur in his heart but wasn't too sure.. so.. i asked the doc.. cos Ahmad from our group said it wasn't a murmur... yeeharr!.. the doc confirmed it was a mid systolic murmur...hehehe... good for me... bad for the patient... okler... not bad... for once i got somethin right... that was it for day 2... it was back to nap at 5... dinner at 7.. today's dinner was at Restoran sembilan pulh lapan... 98??... dunno why they call it 98.. strange.. anyways... Adrian wanted to eat his Guiness stout chicken sooo much.. so we had to order it.. how to order??... I ask the guy... eh yau meh kai siu ah??...(What do u recommend)... The guy sez.."Yau tit pan tau foo ah....etc"... then i asked him u got Carlsberg chicken ah?... the guy scratches his head n sez i hev guiness stout chicken lah..hak peh kai... me, Tong Saa and Adrian then say... ahhh...that one that one... tai keh..(big one)..hehe... wasn't too bad i guess.. that guiness stout chicken was quite tasty... luckily none of us mabuk after eating it... yeah... Tean Chun was poking at us while we were eating.. telling us not to get drunk...hehehe.. well... that was dinner... next was waffles again... darn... can't get this waffles outta our heads... anyways... it was back to snoozeland after that...

Day 3

Kring Kring ... Teet Teet Teet... !!.. Arghhh!!... what time ah??.. 620lah... aiyah.. sleep a few more minuteslah.. darn alarms.. from those handphones... quite bising... what to do??.. wake up... for once... Tong Saa woke up on time... this day we were well prepared.. even have time to eat breakfast... off to the hospital again... as usual.. the same routine... got another new patient.. some old lady.. oklar.. can't do physical examination again but at least can get history... wasn't too bad.. this lady has one hypertensive family... fuh.. probably too stress that's why... anyways.. strangely .. i meet En. Ahmad again..hohohoho... this time.. ehehe... I go up to him and wake him up from his daze.."Yo Encik..Ada lebih baik skarang?".. His reply.. "Adalah.. tapi saya rase dah nak mati... sudah mase saye pergi"... uhh??.. gettin better but feels like gonna die??...weird.. my reply.. "Ayoyo... jangen terfikir-fikir nak mampus oi.. kamu nampak agak ok..dah nak baik pulak cakap nak mate".. He goes back to sleep... strange... Anyways.. went to the ECG room after that cos it was really freagin boring... got me ECG readings... really looked weird... man.. later only i found out that the nurse put V1 and V2 on the wrong position.. darn nurse..scare me onli.. Anyways... that was it for the hospital...As usual.. nap again at 5.. dinner at 7.. today's menu was.. WESTERN FOOD...heheh... yeah... who in the insane world would think that KKB has western food.. actually gotlah... but u have to ask us lads where it is..hehehe... The place is really chianpeklah.. the feller who cooks the dishes also looks like some chinese "Ah loong".. with all the bling bling stuff... u know like gold chain..gold ring... crap man... then he can spiak England man.. fuh.. impressed.. probably was some veteran during the British days... darn... look like ah pek but can speak english.. oklar.. quite resonable... food was quite nice.. especially his home made black pepper sauce... price was ok also.. next it was the Roast Pork and Floss Bread.. woohoo.. darn.. hev been lookin for this feller for 3 days since i last spotted him in town...the bread and meat... el fantastico.. sooper cheap and sooper nice also... darn... leaves me droolin now.. yeah.. u fellers can find him parked outside this motor shop called..."Wee Wee motor".. strange... anyways.. a giveaway hint...After the good food... it was time for Kelab Malam dan Kasino KKB to open.. yeah... and Eugene was goin around shouting... "Hoi pai !! Hoi Pai !!".. "Fai ti lah !! oi yeng chin ah.."... all kinds of crap comin out from the him cos we set up the table really... hehe... anyways... The nite belonged to Chai Tong Saa a.k.a. God of gambler, Cheng Yeung a.k.a. God of Gambler jr. and Ernie Cornelius.. not too bad for melar.. din lose din win... Adrian and Eugene were the main players... not sure who was the one who lost five bucks straight... shikes..yeah... and Tong Saa who wins most of the time goes on to say..."Don't mess with God of gambler when he is playing"... fuh..profound dude.. he goes on to say..."In the spirit of gamble i will be banker for 5 round.. no less"... then he goes on to lose in 4 rounds..hehehe...luckily he made back everything in the last round to retain his title as "God of gambler"....hahah... that was it for the night... back to snoozeland...

Well that was it for the first 3 days...These are some pics that reflect the boredom of the lads and the retroness of the town...








Anyways.. enuff crap for the day... will be thinkin of more rubbish to write soon.. Peace to the macha brothers out there! .. Au revoir!

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