Zargonians

It's been 1.5 years since i ended up in this place which is ironically called RK somewhere in the middle of no where. It's not even in Seremban per se. Sheesh.
If I recall, things were going really well during the first few months. We had two really great neighbours and things were really great. After 6 months, we got new neighbours on our left side. These guys rock. When HL used to blast his bass at obscene volumes, they would say.... "You guys are really good neighbours, hardly make any noise". That wasn't in a sarcastic tone of course. It's partly due to the fact that they are hardly home and it's only their 2 tiny kids which are suffering from our noise pollution. When our water pipe exploded, it was these fellers who came over to offer help. Wunderful fellers. These guys are totally awesome.

In contrast from the lefties, the fellers on the right morphed from really nice neighbours to a dungu clan. If you thought the Simpsons were dysfunctional, these fellers are probably non-functional. I'm not sure if they received a mandate from Planet Zargon to change their mentality or they just decided to be stone and indifferent.

So what have these jokers been up to? About a year ago, after receiving a mandate from Planet Zargon, they started chanting some weird verses with their radios blasting at full volume right smack at 11pm. It is a nightly affair and I have no idea why. With their twisted sick symphony blasting, their dog soon becomes delusional and starts howling to their chants while banging its head on the dog kennel. That's one mad dog. Head banging against the cage. Following that routine, the dog tosses his feeding bowl over his head and runs around in circles. Once the chanting stops, some weird music is played till the wee hours of the morning. I wonder what those fellers are up to. Sometimes there are weird blinking lights radiating from the rooms. Hmm. It's an eyesore in the evenings when the tribal chief of the Zargonians comes out to expose his mighty hairy tondi while lighting up his cigarettes as a sign of power while looking at us. As a result of the mad dog, even HL bought me a weapon with Portuguese credentials to exterminate it. Good idea but the ammo just ain't gonna do it. To make things even weirder, the head of the Zargonians sorta gave us a verbal fine because our grass has made his 'palace' look bad. Weird.


The Hiang Liang Dog Exterminator Version 2099. Made in Melaka.

Provisional diagnosis:

Zargonians : Schizotypal disorder
Dog : Folie a deux

Management:

Love your neighbour just as you love yourself!!!!

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