Staring at the sun

It's been raining for the past few days but strangely i seem to be in a state of mind that's analogous to staring at the sun. Why ah? When u stare at the sun, u can't see anything innit? All u can see is some fuzzy white light that sends u into some blur-case land. Yah dude. Kinda really blur at the moment. :P. Apasal sudah jadi blur?? It's been 2 weeks since the GIT system course started.. It's been loadsa fun learning new stuff but confusion sets in when the notes come in really late and are really poorly defined. Arghh...!!!

Aside from the blurness, craziness can occur especially when you are assigned to do research on SHIT for your PBL topic. Man!! To my amazement, this shit topic really rawks. Honestly, if u were in the right state of mind, u'll probably think what in this freagin world would i want to know about SHIT. Afterall, the usual scenario is...Eat, digest, Pang Sai..Yeah..The most insane thing to do was to classify SHIT into 3 categories..darn..yeah, based on Consistency, Frequency of Bowel Movements and COLOUR!! Wah lau eh, really kanasai man. I thought it would be easy a easy topic to do at first cos it's only shit.. surprisingly, after looking at dozens of books, nobody talks about shit(quite obviuosly). Luckily managed to find a journal written by some nutcase who did a concise research on poo. Fuh. It the job had already seemed daunting, the pbl facilitator actually requested for pictures to be used for the presentation.. Ayoyo. I tell u, headache man. Mana u mau cari gambar spesimen najis?? last resort is to of course either take pics of your own shit or go to every darn toilet looking for shit..which it think is freagin ridiculous and my camera lens would probably crack..I think i'll have to wear a mask before goin into the 'warzone' as well. After my thorough and extensive research, here are some really sick facts about your shit :

1. Shit can appear in a 'dread-locks' appearance if there is a parasitic infection in the gut. SHIT!!!
2. Shit can be SILVER in colour. Man.. Silver?? dunno if got value or not. It's due to hepatitis.
3. Some people only shit once a week while some other people shit 5-6 times a day. It's NORMAL. Wah lau eh.. one is like super tahan constipation while the other is like lao sai to the max.
4. Maroon coloured shit exists. It's due to bleeding from the gut. Sounds familiar.. Maroon 5 = Shit 5. Food for thought..hmmm
5. Some malay goblok wrote a book entitled SHIT a few years back. Strange

That's basically loads of Shit. Yeah. And also the end of Shitology week.

As for the day, the first weird activity was to play some oldies song for the choir club. It felt really weird not to 'ke-jeng' like the normal mat rock style. For once i had to pluck the guitar..sheesh. Not that my guitaring is really fantastic also. Thankfully i had the other lad, Daniel to prevent any 'malapetaka' from happening cos his guitar was miles louder than mine. But everythin went according to plan. So good for us lads. CSU practice was also rawked especially when u had none other than Mr. Macho man - Soon Liang as the patient. Kinda pity the feller at times....ahaha. Today he got loadsa free tattoos on his abdomen and arms. I bet u, if he walked out of the CSU without his shirt on, he would probably be mistaken for some 'ah loong' looking to get his payment. That totally rawked. hopefully he can wash the ink off cos i think the pen was a permanent marker. :P. The madness doesn't end there. We were sorta reprimanded for going to a remedial class which weren't suppose to attend by 'The Pathologist'..hehe..kiasu la. What to do??. But who cares.. i need to pass me exam boss.

Aights..it's freagin cold now. Gotta take advantage of the cold climate to go get some snooze. Signing out.. Peace. God bless to all ye lads.

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